Cheese-Grease Rorschach Tests
OK, admittedly, at first I was a bit timid. I only put two cheese-puffs on the paper, nothing too radical yet, but stay tuned. It gets plum crazy! With this first one [above], were I in the psychiatrist’s chair, I am instantly calling out, “Piano falls on headless man!”
Things are getting a bit inventive and/or brave here. I’ve added one more cheese puff. Sort of like some sort of Inuit art or something.
You know what? I don’t know why, but when my shrink shows me the above picture, I’m just gonna wince and say, “Crushed testicles!”
Now here is where I began to add other elements. I threw in the remnants of a dead yellow highlighter and two hunks of the plum I was eating at the time. The plum-images are uneven because one side of the plum had the skin on it. DUH!
OK… on the psychiatrist couch I am looking at this and saying, ummm…. “Guy taking a leak on another guy, neither one of them using hands, and the guy on the right has a way worse case of hemorrhoids than the guy on the left.”
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Whatever.
I’m gonna look at this one sideways and say, “Crab on the beach!”

OK… on the psychiatrist couch I am looking at this and saying, ummm…. “Guy taking a leak on another guy, neither one of them using hands, and the guy on the right has a way worse case of hemorrhoids than the guy on the left.”
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LMAO!!!
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